Thursday, August 11, 2011

Should I employ Paul Burrell?

Following the demise of old Crawford whilst serving the soup, I advertised for a new butler. I have received an application from Mr Burrell. Whilst he has the pre-requisite oleaginous obsequiousness for the post, his CV indicates that he has spent the last few years 'training' Australian girls to 'become princesses'. Australian princess? Is that not an oxymoron? Should one place confidence in a chap who displays such a breathtaking irreverance to matters of breeding?

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