Jury duty ... what to wear in order to get disqualified?

Hi, tomorrow I have the interview for jury duty, I don't want to be interviewed.. please tell me what to wear in order to be disqualified very quickly.. is it true that wearing a t-shirt with the American flag will get me out of jury duty? I don't want to be serve as a juror for two reasons.. 1- I suffer from social anxiety.. 2- My English is very bad. Thank you